TARA BRITNI

EST. 1985

About Me.

My name is Tara Britni, as you can probably tell by the giant header at the top of this page...

I am a graphic designer and fine artist living in Portland with my girlfriend and our three kitties (Bento, Asher and Dinosaur).

I love tattoos. On me. On you. There's just nothing bad about them.

My favorite numbers are 7, 14, and 1234; my favorite color is red; and my favorite word is "crack."

I love art. I love making art. I love destroying things to make into art later.

OTHER THINGS I LOVE:
movies, knives, popcicles, charcoal drawing, naps, cuddling, girls with gorgeous full lips, haircuts, surprises, storytelling, playing pool, pop-culture trivia, the color red, typography, the sound of rain (I don't care how corny that sounds), collages, penguins, hawks, owls, birds in general, serial killers, grunge, psychology, accents, hot peppers, surrealism, zombies, inventing new words, the satisfying sound that comes with smashing glass.

AND THINGS I HATE:
screaming children, crying children, most other children, stalker exes that just wont go away, bad grammar (spell your shit correctly and if you say "your" when you mean "you're" I'll attack your stupid ass), exercise other than sex, dirt under my nails, the word "moist," beets and onions, people who don't apologize, delusional people (minus the entertaining ones), bacon, watercolors, when the sun starts to rise around 5 am, passive aggression, voicemail messages, rosemary, hiking, revolving doors, umbrellas, anyone who thinks emotions are signs of weakness.

Questions?

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December 24, 2011

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