February 2009
You are exceptionally odd…
– “A Beautiful Mind”
You look familiar… have I threatened you before?
– “Pirates of the Caribbean”
January 2009
I’m not sure what to do with my hands…
– “Talladega Nights”
Am I invisible? I’m feeling strangely invisible. Also inaudible.
– “Private Practice”
Perhaps we should exchange monosyllabic words of arrogance in person.
– “Family Guy”
I hoped you were dead. Wait, no, I heard you were dead and I hoped it was true.
– “Samantha Who?”
I just feel like my heart is gonna burst because it’s full of rainbows.
– Stephen Colbert [in response to the Obama Presidency] (via hunsonisgroovy)
Kind of playing it fast and loose with the word ‘interesting’ aren’t you?
– “Friends”